Chet Crenshaw

3x pregnancy scares (in 2025) | 2x Tinder Banned | TAMU TKE Risk Management Chair (Jan ‘92- Feb ‘92)

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Hate to say it, but YikYak is the new bv

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

This was basically like getting tagged sliding into home plate

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

@BrownEyedTexanG Holy shit sign me up

Sincerely,
Chet C

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Ffs game’s gone

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Fatfuck syndrome

[Pansexual Intellectual 🦦 @itskillakenz]

Whats it called when you be full & still hungry

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

@GregBaconIII Least infuriating Wingstop experience

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Blue haired barista asked me three times if I really wanted just a black coffee. Sorry I’m not a stinky twink who needs 10 syrup shots and a sprinkle of faggotry to make it through finals season

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

What happened to the frat I loved man? When did A&M TKE start bidding guys like Dumbo the big eared DUI machine #shrink

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Minorities…. START! YOUR! ENGINES!!!!

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

@Jebknowsball69 Always a pleasure Jebediah, great night for some Bapple

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Officially T minus 2 weeks until Liberation Day, the faggie Jared Shult is finally self-deporting from Cstat #expand

[The Battalion @TheBattOnline]

UPDATE: The number of Texas A&M international students whose legal status has been terminated has risen to 15, according to a university spokesperson.

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Settle a debate rq

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Get this fucking queer off my feed

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

2/25 was their 9/11

[Josh “Hamb” Hamilton @themidhambino]

Ol Miss KD Standards and Exec comittee rn.

[Buck @Bucksterdson]

Josh Pate kicking off his show with Mary Kate Cornett is insanity

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Nah, they telling him what he needs to hear

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

I mean these have to be the single worst friends of all time right? This is heinous to say to your boy

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

#Expand

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

News: Texas A&M third baseman Gavin Grahovac will have surgery to repair his left shoulder and miss the remainder of the 2025 season.

Grahovac had been fighting through it the first 2 weeks, but it got to a point that was untenable.

Really tough break for the kid and the Aggies

[Chet Crenshaw @ChetC1965]

Uber gotta implement IQ testing as part of their “screening” or something. Downies look like Einstein compared to some of these retards