I am upset. Ms state has once again broken my heart. I think I’ll be an Illinois fan atleast they fuggin win. So sick of being a state fan. I quit. Im done.
Went to the doctor today…the ole prick told me I got crabs on my genitals. Fuggin prick. I’m clean as a whistle bout to hit the pony and see what they have to say about this “disease”. Oh yea if daisy is working tonight I’m gonna finger bang her….hard. #eatshitdoctorhartman
This is fucking terrible. Football has turned into 2 hand fucking touch. Rodger goodell you fucking suck I’m going to make sweet passionate love to your wife’s bussom. #nflsucks
Just got kicked out of the local pumpkin patch for shovin my cock in the juiciest pumpkin while my son video’d. Who knew that wasn’t allowed I mean what the fuck I thought this was America.