Chet Paul

MS state alumni. Love Busch light and my ex wife(please text me back Amanda). I’m your huckleberry. Avid Gob Hunter. Blue collar. Hailstate!

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Been one helluva ride. Chet Paul, signing off.

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@OxfordPolice Bury both of them under the jail.

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@MasonMcfarlan15 Shut up nerd.

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I am upset. Ms state has once again broken my heart. I think I’ll be an Illinois fan atleast they fuggin win. So sick of being a state fan. I quit. Im done.

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“I’m on my period” bitch I’m a crip I ain’t scared of no blood.

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Call me Ben cause all my bitches be 10

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@POTUS Shut up communist. Your a robot being told what to say by kamala Harris.

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Reading over my past tweets. Damn… might need to lay off the jack and call a therapist.

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My girls pussy so bald I thought she was a make a wish kid

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My fingers smell like badussy

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@ErinAndrews are you an official here? Because you’ve officially given me a boner!

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Personal philosophy, clothing optional. #showmethemhonkersbitch #boobguy

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I poop naked. #realshit #sigmamale

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Went to the doctor today…the ole prick told me I got crabs on my genitals. Fuggin prick. I’m clean as a whistle bout to hit the pony and see what they have to say about this “disease”. Oh yea if daisy is working tonight I’m gonna finger bang her….hard. #eatshitdoctorhartman

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This is fucking terrible. Football has turned into 2 hand fucking touch. Rodger goodell you fucking suck I’m going to make sweet passionate love to your wife’s bussom. #nflsucks

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Disney had no right to make Judy hopps so damn fine. #sorrynotsorry

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Just got kicked out of the local pumpkin patch for shovin my cock in the juiciest pumpkin while my son video’d. Who knew that wasn’t allowed I mean what the fuck I thought this was America.

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@POTUS You suck whale balls. Shut up.

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@POTUS *clears throat* shut up grandpa.

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Need some meat in my mouth. Lil dooeys open?