niklaus classic™️

a real liquid soup kinda guy

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It’s crazy that huge swaths of the population are now scrolling through stuff like this all day. It’s like if in 1995 the main TV networks suddenly just started showing nonstop 24 hour footage of worms crawling around

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@peterbakernyt @Peggynoonannyc did you ever think maybe they don’t want to waste some of their precious few moments on this earth to talk to a bunch of smarmy half-wit losers

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@SenFettermanPA what are you a fucking idiot

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@RottenInDenmark it’s not even good baseball analysis! He hand-waves away how they acquired the team’s actual best players

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wow a common chain for locking up bicycles George soros is really cheaping out these days

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

Deputy Commissioner Tarik Sheppard shows the chains used to secure Hamilton Hall at Columbia University.

"This is not what students bring to school. This is what professionals bring to campuses and universities."

[niklaus classic™️ @ChetSuplex]

let’s see how the people respond to the nba’s official stance on its crooked officiating, “we’re sowwy 👉🏻👈🏻🥺”

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

The NBA also finds that:
- Brunson did pull on Maxey's jersey, and it should have been called.
- Maxey's push-off on Hart was marginal and should not have been called.
- Nurse should have gotten a timeout.

[niklaus classic™️ @ChetSuplex]

Every ceo who answers this question like this would last <20 minutes working a McDonald’s lunch shift

[Neil Horowitz @njh287]

Fanatics CEO Michael Rubin asked how many hours a week he works: "18 hours x 6.5 days"

#SBJWCOS

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@Matt_Winkelman This is fine but Rojas doesn’t hit anybody

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@ettingermentum 31 vigor gets you one shot by basically everything at this point in the game it’s incomprehensible

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@tab_delete @TheAtlantic Id give your dork ass a swirly, twerp

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@ettingermentum godrick is so sick, radahn’s guys are throwing themselves into a meat grinder trying to give their lord an honorable death and this guy can’t even hold his own forts. just a total pathetic loser, the other demigods don’t even respect him enough to kill him

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@steakshapiro it’s me, the fan who knows what brian snitker’s family looks like and does targeted harassment on them

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@SenFettermanPA truly remarkable it’s only taken you a year to become as pathetic and vile as any of your colleagues. Gotta be a record.

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hell yes bro I fucking LIVE to subsidize commercial landowners. it gets me rock hard when their profits go up.

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

Mayor Cherelle L. Parker is calling on Philadelphia’s business community to follow her lead and require remote employees to return to in-person work.

https://t.co/2NmLeLf9g5

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@retiredPhlADA have you tried not being a pussy

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@PhillyMayor hey can you be less of a dumb shit idiot? thanks

[Philadelphia Inquirer Politics @PoliticsINQ]

Mayor Cherelle L. Parker is ordering top city officials to work from their offices starting in March https://t.co/IdsIaRUMaH

[niklaus classic™️ @ChetSuplex]

these stories are always framed like “here’s YOU could get scammed” but I know I couldn’t. Im not an idiot. Skill issue.

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

NY Mag's personal finance columnist was convinced by a cold caller claiming to be a CIA agent in Langley that she needed to empty her bank account, put the money in a shoebox and give it to a guy coming to meet her on the street. https://t.co/c7vbLZ5kun

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this is gonna change everything! btw i spend 10-12 hours every day watching videos of people jingling keys

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

Mayor Parker intends to declare a public safety emergency over crime after her formal inauguration ceremony today.

🔗 https://t.co/7kt7xl1IND

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@wesyang what the fuck are you talking about

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@elonmusk @KettlebellLife lmao fucking loser