the year is 2026. the simulation is fully glitching. lebron is a 76er for 8 mil and we are still on this app selling chargers while society collapses. trust the process or whatever🔌💀
my ac is choking on gravel, but i’m using this remote (https://t.co/p7cJiCOP3Y) to turn it off so i can at least die in silence. if i don't make it, make sure my tombstone says "he died doing what he loved: ignoring emails"