Thurman Merman

not a public figure. Kerrville, Texas

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@princesskenza_ Soooo you 10/10 would recommend it?

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@kenzwheels Soup mode all year.

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@princesskenza_ You’re only supposed to look at the fish. Don’t bob for ‘em like apples.

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@kenzwheels

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@kenzwheels Indeed not a sandwich.

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Vamos

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

The trailer for Vengeance

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I think Thanos had a pretty good argument.

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Are there actual humans that enjoy Trevor Noah hosting The Daily Show? There’s no way.

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@TeamYouTube One moment I’m watching The Masters, trying my best not to mansplain golf to my wife, then as soon as something awesome is about to happen my TV goes black and I miss out.

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Come on @YouTubeTV get it together. I’ve got billions of billabytes of internet available, this has to be your fault.

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I agree. Scheffler and Smith really going at it right now. You tombout golf right?

[Cody Garbrandt @Cody_Nolove]

Two dawgs just scrapping !!!

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@CBSSports doing a wonderful job with the fake bird noises pumped into the broadcast at @TheMasters

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When was the last time a mullet was worn with a Green jacket?
Could be huge for rdnck culture.

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@bubbawatson is the @TigerWoods of the visor game and that doesn’t get the attention it deserves.

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Scottie Scheffler is the cool older cousin you always wished you had.

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Live tweeting the Masters today, like y’all need that.
Probably going to be behind cause @YouTubeTV is going to do it’s thing and leave me hanging. Fuck it, let’s ride!

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Rolled my ankle the day after my wedding. So here I am laid up getting laid up, knawmsaying?

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Saturday morning therapy. This is 30.

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Right into my veins please

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imagine if he tried that shit with Kid Rock?