Mau5 in a Cup

♀ Gamer, comedian, entertainer, model.

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

@suziecuez Lucky you, some guys' minds are just terribly filled with images of non-erective perspectives sometime!

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

Nothing is more horrible than a man who tells you in the middle of sex: I lost my erection. #turnoff

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@StArWaRsLaSeRs @__DropTheCake__ @d0min4trix @KingVarinius @djrobtech @suziecuez @LegacyProps1 @mau5mom @Stiguissimo @TokyoJets oh my...

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

I hate it when we have sex and you leave the bed immediately after we climax... You are an awful date. Let's fuck again, okay? #sex

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@DexterTheCatSwe So I've heard!!! Man, that sucks :(

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Haven't been in the chat in ages... What did I miss? #mau5chat #deadmau5

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

Just lost in the groove hoping to find some free time. #workworkwork #likearobot

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Cephei caught a cold! LOL #sick But she's getting over it... this time!

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@woobiesmum Wow, welcome to the club!

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@JeremyClarkson None, lambo wins this round.

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What did you guys get for Christmas? #Christmas

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"Preparing to dispense product" Open, absorb, close, take in, release. #deepthinking

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

@suziecuez That person was an awful one... Weren't they?

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@Absolut_Raul @deadmau5 Well excuse me while I cargasm... Kthanks.

[Mau5 in a Cup @ChevyCephei]

In the dark, you held out your hand and gestured to follow you. I did, but we jumped out a two story house under the summer sunglight. #fml

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@woobiesmum I might have found the one, the best, the ultimate... And I lost it all because of a fucking cellphone. T_T #sadCephei

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Cephei and love = bad combination... It'll never happen... again. #fucklife #fucklove #fuckeverything

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@deadmau5 That kind of cultists? #blueblue #paintthewholeworldblue #earthbound #retrogaming

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@deadmau5 @ParisHilton Today, on #deadmau5 fridays... #fuckyeahdeadmau5 !!!

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*Tries to make the same comic 3 times and ends up throwing it in the trash bin... 3 times... #comicproblems