ChewTalka: Star Wars Stuff

We make funny and irreverent Star Wars stuff for fans who don't take themselves too seriously.

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Does The Rise of Skywalker actually make perfect sense? Step into the Chewtalka Spin Zone and find out: https://t.co/oX7yRag7wh

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He said “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

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He said “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

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Naboo has 14 year old Queens so they don’t have to worry about what the queen’s grandkids will say to Oprah

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Naboo has 14 year old Queens so they don’t have to worry about what the queen’s grandkids will say to Oprah

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Does anyone know when Wookiees will be eligible for the vaccine? Asking for a friend

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@droweilis2 I think you missed that this picture was edited as a joke. Also, chill out. There’s a lot of problems with the ST, feminism is a lazy choice to paint as the villain. Keep in mind the movies were written and directed by men.

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Wow, bold move from Disney. What do you think? #theforceisfemale

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@FandomMenaceGrl Can confirm. I’ve met the girl Poe was named after and she wasn’t even alive then.

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There’s always a bigger fish...in my pants

["Always Sunny On Scarif"😎 @ScarifPodcast]

End a #StarWars line with

‘in my pants’.

We’ll start!

“you have failed me for the last time... in my pants.

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Star Wars twitter is perfect proof of the fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering continuum. Yoda would be so disappointed in some of you.

[Fluke Skywalker- Not M Hamill @1Flukeskywalker]

Have a good week.🙂 @jedirevan75 @KirinArnold @katwomanfifi @Hamillskywalkr_ @SmMarwood @pheltzcomics @bader_diedrich @Darth_VaderNo1 @DarthSidious33 @TatooineSons @ATGcast @5chw4r7z @halhickel @RBatSWNN @MarshallJulius @vinniep27 @kidkosmic @SWReporter @TalkingBay94 @TheSting17

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SPOILER ALERT:

Side by side of the apple and the tree. Thank you Jon Favreau. https://t.co/ieQDLE9iw8

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No spoilers, but give The Mandalorian every Emmy.
Right. Now.

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Crazy that 2020 was actually kind of a great year from a Star Wars perspective

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No spoilers, but give The Mandalorian every Emmy.
Right. Now.

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Hey fuckers STOP POSTING MANDO SPOILERS. Just stop. What do you get out of it? Just enjoy knowing something other people don’t know yet. If you ever need to tell someone a secret, make sure they’re not a Star Wars fan cus they can’t fucking help themselves.

[Cam @C4mSmith]

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Hey fuckers STOP POSTING MANDO SPOILERS. Just stop. What do you get out of it? Just enjoy knowing something other people don’t know yet. If you ever need to tell someone a secret, make sure they’re not a Star Wars fan cus they can’t fucking help themselves.

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Disney was really like ok we’re just gonna make every fan their own series

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Anybody else think Galactic Federation is a little too close to Trade Federation??

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this.

Or so he claims.

Reporting by @AaronReich

https://t.co/pj7VpuqMGl