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@elonmusk Yes! You can be stupid enough to entrust your life and the lives of others to a third party. Well done! That’s modernity for you.

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26GHz here we go again...

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Top 10 Algorithmic Trading Strategies

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Everyone celebrating in April will be panicking by July.

This is EXACTLY what happened in 2001, 2008, and 2020. THE SAME SEQUENCE IS PLAYING OUT RIGHT NOW.

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Step 14 ⏳ Bull market starts. The people who bought the blood become the next millionaires.

The ceasefire is Step 1. Not the end.

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Step 12 ⏳ Printer goes BRRR. Emergency rate cuts. Fed capitulates.
Step 13 📷 War ends. Not because of peace. Because of midterm elections.

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Step 10 ⏳ BTC drops below $50,000. Crypto winter 2.0. $900,000,000,000 in market cap GONE.
Step 11 📷 Buy signal Q3/Q4. Blood in the streets. Generational entry.

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Step 8 ⏳ China hints at Taiwan invasion while the US is buried in the Middle East.
Step 9 📷 North Korea missile tests. Three fronts. One military.

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Step 6 ⏳ Market nukes. Circuit breakers triggered. $3,000,000,000,000+ wiped in a week.
Step 7 📷 Ground invasion begins. Troops that "came home" go back. Casualties mount.

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Step 4 ⏳ Re-escalation. Strait of Hormuz CLOSED again. Oil spikes past $120.
Step 5 📷 Threat of nukes. Not a bluff this time. Carrier groups reposition.

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Step 1 ⏳ Ceasefire announced in April. Strait of Hormuz opens. Trump declares victory. Headlines everywhere.
Step 2 📷 "Talks continue." Markets rally. Everyone exhales.
Step 3 📷 Re-escalation. Strait of Hormuz CLOSED again. Oil spikes past $120.