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Tetris Junkie ☲ Ghost Voice

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

My wife drug me kicking and screaming into modern times with an Apple Watch Ultra for Christmas. First app I launched: @dueapp. So. Goddam. Good. ☲ 🖤🖤🖤

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

Listen. We all know the cryptocurrency broholes are on the Naughty List.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

If Socialism is so evil, maybe try *not* asking Sky-Guy to protect and provide for you every night. Be *American* and pull yourself up by your soul-straps. *Capitalize* on GoFundMe for anything beyond week-to-week paychecks. I doubt he digs on giving free candy to freeloaders.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@bros_hawaiian My wife and I received two dinners chock full of fatty chicken scraps over 24 hours ago, and still no email response. No worries. 🤙🏻 No more 💵.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

The new Kia logo looks like it was designed by a third grader hopped-up on Jolt with a broken protractor in 1991.

Very Extreme.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

HOT DAMN! I ☲ AM ☲ HAPPY https://t.co/6EeM1BfyO8

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@DailyRoutineApp I saw that! I. AM. SO. HAPPY!

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

I really wished @DailyRoutineApp was still around …

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/8q4hA8olbh

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

296 less conservative votes. https://t.co/YHRjij0L1C

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@peroty To me, a low cost of living is way more exciting than any city / mountain / beach. They all have the same boring strip malls full of shit I don’t really need.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@GetPinsApp I use bundles all the time for compsci / security research. Also for family stuff.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

The ghost that slips inside of you while you sleep read your screenplay. Isn’t that enough?

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

If someone calls your animal crackers “empty calories,” you really ought to plant them next to a smelly pond.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@USAA_help Y’alls Safe Pilot app thinks my Sabaru’s cruise control with iSight brakes too harshly. Damn near all my harsh breaking is my car. 🤣

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@SenatorSinema 👈🏻👎🏻

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@GetPinsApp Just found the app … It’s fantastic. Thanks!

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

@peroty Dude. Some folks sat in a damn meeting and decided that weekly charging is okay for a HUGE chunk of the population during winter. That’s insane.

[🤘🏻🦈🤘🏻 @ChewingPencils]

The new version of Carrot is want mobile apps should have been from the get-go.