The whole time I was at UCD I used to look at the water tower and wonder, if the tower were a golf tee, how tall would the golfer be. So after a very long time, I decided to find out. A thread:
@realDonaldTrump Feel your pain. It's like the time Mayo hammered Dublin in the All-Ireland Final but then Dublin won because they had more points than Mayo.
Me: Coming downstairs feeling nice and clean after a shower.
Mam:
Dad:
Brother:
Dog: I will now deposit the contents of my salivary glands upon your face via my tongue.