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🦞 loptur

[chey 💫🌼🐝 @CheyCap]

@RatsEveryHour My angel baby princess girl

[CAM'RON @CamShaffer21]

It rubs the lotion on its skin

[billiwipi @wipibilli_]

this is what they did to cricket on always sunny

[Allegra Rosenberg @llegrarosenberg]

I went to a meme halloween party but everyone thought i was the “this is fine” dog instead of the much cooler and hipper fire-related dog meme i was actually dressed up as :(

[yami @bookloverism]

someone asked her to make a chris brown cookie

[wor$t no in america @chaoticf4g]

she is so fucking good at this i have to watch it every single time i see it on my tl

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Ethan needs to be careful because Ned is a dom leaning switch looking for a bratty sub to maybe get to know his beautiful house

[Hanabi @HanabiYaki]

finally solved my storage problem

[crabboh ii @crabbogh]

restore your gold fish dignity

[annabelle ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ @annsvillie]

today at work an old guy told me “i’ll have to spank you. that’s no good.” when i told him we don’t have sweet potato fries.

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

[Deportation Hotline @DeportHotline]

Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.

[rin ✰ LESTAPPODIUM @sebsharl]

when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood

[Nova 🦊 @floofy_nova]

unplugged my phone at 7% and now it’s at 8

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

when someone did “they faces killing me, why nobody gaf” 😭😭😭

[Max ⊬ CBUS & FPE @m4xterm1nd]

i i i got a migraine and my pain will range from

[\⊹\˚.*₊𓆩::j✩ck!::𓆪₊*.˚/⊹/ @yyeahsure]

dude LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Waynehead👨🏾‍🦲 @ApplaudAhhJones]

Turned that nigga into a exotic bengal cat

[dominirican fire emblem fans nyc @AEGlSRIM]

if you didnt learn this trick in condom light bulb shower head class dont fucking talk to me

[Darius @folop16]

The social media age is so bizarre, you cheat on your wife, she publicly posts about it and how she feels, you then repost the statement 🤣