Today, my almost two year old nephew asked for Fergie
His 26 yr old aunt quickly learned that there is a tractor show with a character named Fergie and that he did not, in fact, want to listen to Glamorous
this…is the greatest song ever written, about the sport of cockfighting.
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if you can name all three elements i included that are included in the song i’ll give you a pat on the back.
owning a family business is calling ur dad to tell him you need him to meet a lady at the office and getting yelled at because he’s “got other shit to do” and him calling u back 5 min later in front of said lady acting VERY nice and polite because he has a question. 😵💫 🤯