First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.
SEE HE SOLD HER MASTERS WITHOUT GIVING HER A CHANCE TO BUY THEM AND THE GUY WHO OWNS THEM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DICK TO HER SO SHE’S RE RECORDING HER OLD ALBUMS RENDERING HIS PURCHASE NEARLY WORTHLESS AND THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO STREAM THE RE RECORDS ONLY—
I just feel like if u a man and ur gf got car troubles get ur ass in a dickies jumpsuit and get under that hood!!! idc if u don’t know what u doing, pull up a youtube tutorial and figure it out!!!!!
Just had a recovered memory of when it was at my internship in college and they had a meeting once a week at 7:30AM in a different town than everyone lived in. So if you were late, you had to sing a song in front of everyone. What a sick joke. Obviously it didn’t work out lol
Just sitting here…. thinking… about how recently I asked a guy I was talking to to listen to a song that I loved. His response when he listened to the song was “I don’t know what you wanted me to get out of that”
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