my biggest pet peeve: when ppl watch YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax
things my boyfriend does frequently: watches YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax
JC Penney opens at 2 PM on Thanksgiving. Can we just stop with this shit now? Close on Thanksgiving and let your employees enjoy their time with their families.
High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes
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i just dont understand how people can see sunsets & ocean waves & babies & shooting stars & mountain ranges & genuine smiles & blooming flowers & crazy miracles yet still believe that there is no God & this life is all just one big coincidence