Cheyne Stokes

Follow me, you'll love me too. You'll become coalposters too.

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

“I realized they were correct: I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister.”

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

@Nh54xAsrT Just being alive in general

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

كل كام يوم بفتكر فيديو البنت اللي كانت سايقه عربيتها عكس على سرعة ٢٠٠ على الطريق الصحراوي ودخلت في تريلا والعربية ولعت اتفحمت في ثانية
Must have felt good af

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

ضاقت حتى استلذت حلماتها or smth

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

@moriifullenergy التانية بالظبط كده

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

زيلنيسكي شيعي فعمره ما يلبس كرافته

[juan @juasanalghaib]

fucking hell mate you can put a suit on for a funeral in Norway

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

@moriifullenergy شوف صورة اي دبلوماسي إيراني او مسئول هناك مش هتشوف اي حد لابس كرافته

[Chairman Hetero @nprsuperfan]

If your impulse on finding out is to beat up the guy and not your girl that's why you got cheated on

[Rene @rene_december]

On male thinspo — When Lord Byron felt himself growing fat he would spend months on purging diets, eating only hard biscuits, drinking soda water and white wine. He would box to exhaustion in many layers of woolens to induce excessive sweating. And of course bulimia.

[Central Ceenere @elmosucksass]

Pan-Arabism is alive and well

[IllegalOperation @IllegalOp]

@weewoono the industrial revolution led to iron trains crisscrossing Great Britain, causing fairies to go into decline.

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

@graveair All aristocrats of the soul possess feline qualities.

[Ipuwer @lpuwer_]

Notice how there's no "it's ok" variation?
#hypergamy

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

if you hook up with a random guy the first night you meet him you’re a whore. but, if you hook up with me the first night you meet me you’re just really awesome and courageous and have good taste

[Leonid @politbureaucrat]

At the point in life where Faustian bargains are just bargains to me

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

Watching these alone in the dark with tears in my eyes like an Iraqi unc watching some video titled "HOW SADDAM COULD HAVE WON"

[Cheyne Stokes @CheyneSt0kes]

I had forgotten how humiliating job hunting is