CEO of Bonks on the Head

Sonic stan, mediocre minecraft texture creator

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@DepthInfinite Pobrecita

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

Lord, why couldn't it have been me instead?

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Family shocked to find their apartment cleaned

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Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

Cyclists are NEVER beating the allegations

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@Paul_Copeland

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"Sir, six cinder blocks are missing."

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@DepthInfinite You got this!

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@DepthInfinite Nice!

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

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[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

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[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@DepthInfinite As someone who's never been to Coconuts, I see this as an absolute dub

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@Paul_Copeland Ok, but where is your APO pin tho? Better get a reshoot or a good editor

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

@Paul_Copeland I was on my motorcycle on North ave when this happened. Saw at least 8 squad cars going 60+ mph in the oncoming lanes. Honestly was worried they would obliterate me as they flew past. Didn't know at that time, but figured they were out for blood from the response

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

Bro, my card declined at Taco Bell 💀

[CEO of Bonks on the Head @ChezCurt]

New method to encourage recycling: fine anyone who has trash. Landlords at their finest

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