Katie Burf

Jesus. Others. Musicals. And I always have time for naps.

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national, nay, international average, but I'm completely 💯% comfortable with that.

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I waited too long to watch the #MeanGirls bootleg and now it’s been deleted. I am very sad.

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You don’t have to get there three hours before it starts. We all have arranged seating; no ones going to steal your seat. https://t.co/IDFmJ7ubLV

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Yeah. It’s dropped several times. https://t.co/c0XMRXiSES

[Playbill @playbill]

.@Lin_Manuel's latest #Hamildrop, @regrettesband's cover of 'Helpless,' will make your heart go boom ❤️ https://t.co/7zuYto2EZF

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Fluffer nutters are my renewed obsession.

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Amidst all the celebrating family, I’m missing this one more than ever. GG would have been so proud of you, Ems.

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@jackie__hansen You do you! Look fabulous!!!

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Commencement ceremony hasn’t even started yet and Mom has already cried seven times.

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@Bekah_Vivas Now I’m going to ask you 10 times tonight.

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@Debsterrr24 What are you using?

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I’m the boba. He’s the tea.

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Gimme all your La Croix.

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“Windows are the eyes to the house.”

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James Davies is literally the cutest lil thing...

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

I’m

⚪️male

⚪️female

🔘LOOKING FOR A MIND AT WORK!

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

*overheard conversation
Woman: “I don’t know why you’re wasting your money in tattoos, they’re so expensive.”
Teenage girl: “Expensive?! Grandma, you’ve got an entire cabinet full of Precious Moments figurines that you won’t let us touch!”

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

Renee: would you snitch on me for four million dollars?
Me: absolutely
Renee: 😒
Me: but I’d totally give you half afterwards.
Renee: 😏

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

OUR FAVORITE FLAVOR!!! #movienight

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@shannonpurser Bleeding Love, duh!!!

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@BasicBitching “If you live at home with yo mama, oh yes son, I’m talking to you.”

[Katie Burf @ChezzyKatie]

Today. Is... today.