Chicago Rower

Cat dad, Team Captain for JL Racing’s Brand Ambassador program. Trying to perfect the art of going backwards, fast!

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@cta who do I contact about replacing these pants? Bleach water from the Thorndale platform drippped on me as I was walking up the stairs. These are brand new, first time wearing and they are ruined.

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@ekaulig @enonamyarg @GovPritzker The only danger would have been to his cholesterol level!

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@theoceanblue @ShankHallMke @LincolnHall @TheParkwayMPLS Such a great show in Chicago tonight!!

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@DorvalCard Here’s the result of that great service. 15 minutes of zero trains coming into the Mart stop.
This isn’t even the entire platform.

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@kathygriffin

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You Gotta Have Creativity, Uniqueness, Nerve, & Talent, which daddy doesn’t, so he will just sashay away.

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@Number10cat

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@RichardBlais Sunny side up over avocado toast.

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@RichardBlais Roast, preferably from La Robe De La Giraffe in Paris.

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@RichardBlais Pici and cacio e pepe

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@cta How about this one… jumped the turnstile at Thorndale this morning g & drinking a White Claw on the platform/train and no attendant in sight.

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@cta Wilson platform, every evening around 6:00 pm
Why don’t you work on that…

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@kathygriffin A beautiful 21st century interpretation of Judith & Holofernes.

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@Dawn_French @AlisonMoyet Late night mild panic attack & finding comfort in Whispering Your Name on repeat.
Thank you!!

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@hrrysgreysuit Last time a candlestick, this time a plume. It’s almost like it was planned. 😉

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@DorvalCard @cta His driver put the address in Google maps

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@ABurdmanAAL @SamAugustDean The quote is from a CNN story from April 20,2023

https://t.co/qw5zAskKGb

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@ABurdmanAAL @SamAugustDean BBB, based in Union, New Jersey, laid off 1,295 workers in its home state, just days before a new law kicked in that mandates severance pay — equal to one week of pay for each year of employment — for workers who lose their job in mass layoffs at large employers in New Jersey.

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@SamAugustDean At Bed Bath & Beyond, CEO Sue Gove is eligible for $7.1 million in severance pay and former Bed Bath & Beyond CEO Mark Tritton is suing the company for $6.8 million in unpaid severance.

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@TuckerCarlson