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ΧΛΨ — 𝙲𝙷𝙸 𝙿𝚂𝙸'𝚜 #1 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙿𝚈 𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙼𝙰𝙻

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

🐾 - 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴
🐾 - 𝚁𝚄𝚃𝙷𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚂
🐾 - 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

She’s been staring at the absolute eye candy that is @cxllegegxth for over an hour now…

[𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓽 𝓣𝓾𝓽𝓸𝓻 @FratStudlarship]

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Wonder who’d be interested in the university’s top student. . .

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[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

LAAAAMEEEEE

[ℙ-ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟~ @pisforproducer]

“Something stupid and made up by people who don’t wanna have good sex.”

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@pisforproducer :/ it’d take me a bit to get it done but yeah

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

What the hell is consent?

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@vilethespian @cxllegegxth They’re big enough to lift them by the waist with one hand…

[𝚃𝙾𝚇𝙸𝙲 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 @vilethespian]

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ᅠFrat members are now obligated to start learning 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹-𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑬 to better understand the female populace. . . Effective Immediately.

She's not sorry one bit for spreading this rumor across campus—ᅠ
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[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@chipsimaidx Just 5 inches off…

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@Alcoholic_Bimbo I’m honestly considering just making Venna a male cause it really doesn’t make sense for her to be in the frat—

If she were apart of the college it’d make more sense but I don’t think anyone has like— given that a name or whatever—

[♱ ᴬˢʰ ☠︎︎ ⋆₊ @cxllegegxth]

For future uses.

[♱ ᴬˢʰ ☠︎︎ ⋆₊ @cxllegegxth]

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  ᄂΣΛЯП ƬΉΣ
  ΛЯƬ ӨF DYIПG
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[𝘙𝘩𝘦𝘢.ᐟ.ᐟ @rheapmeat]

// some of you bitches and rhea

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@RlCHPAAG Trying to put me to sleep…

You’ve got curves that make world class models jealous…it’s like comparing a child’s drawing to the Mona Lisa…

And uhm. . .y-yeah I should probably stop. . .

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@RlCHPAAG (RATE LIMITED FUCK)

Well. . .

You’re so beautiful that every time I see you my brain stops functioning for a few seconds…

You’ve got enough money to get every dog on the planet the best chew toy there is…

You’re voice is so perfect it feels like angels are

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[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

She’s bad to the bone.
I’m a dog so clearly I’m going to fall in love with her.

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

You’re lucky you’re one of the only people I’d let call me that. . .

Anyone else and they wouldn’t be left standing. . .

[٫̷ ♡ * 𝐘𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐀 ˖∿ @RlCHPAAG]

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ᅠ hmmm , at least
you admitted to lying .

good girl ~ . 😇

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[♱ ᴬˢʰ ☠︎︎ ⋆₊ @cxllegegxth]

so many weirdos keep asking if they
can borrow her stockings...
it's so gross how they don't even try
to hide their boners most of the time.

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

Do it and your daughter vanishes.

[Lazy 𝐇 𝐚 𝐠 @Happilymaried4]

Easy block

[🐾ⓋⒺⓃⓃⒶ🐾 @ChiPsi_Mutt]

@Happilymaried4