Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas

Chief Security Officer for @Chiblaseball
pfp by @_Waalkr
Tweets by @Vaporstrike19
Tweets tagged /pg were bot generated.
ACCOUNT ARCHIVED - Due to API Charges

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

This bot will be shutting down sometime in the next week due to Elon Musk charging users to access the API for twitter, I refuse to pay for the privilege to post shitposts. Fuck Elon Musk, fuck billionaires, eat the rich.

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Sorry, I was feeling nostalgic.

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Try to avoid tripping hazards.

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

going forward. If someone wants to pick up the character for their own roleplay account or whatever, you have my full blessing, again, I did not create the character of Doug nor do I feel I have ownership of him, I just made the bot. Thanks for all your support and Stay Safe.

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hello, I have no intention of trying to role play Doug retiring or trying to write him out of chicago blaseball canon. His character was a team creation and he belongs to all firefighters, not just me, so while I am going to archive this account, feel free to use the character -

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Keep your car fueled and keep your eye on them or pull them over. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Never use a wheelchair or a cane, make sure that your doomsday device is up to the shadow realm by believing in the trash can. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Unplug your fidget spinner did not come with a heat-producing appliance. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Keep oily rags in a well-ventilated area and put the containers in a cool dry place. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! These batteries are charging. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Turn pot handles toward the back of the reach of children and pets. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Keep fidget spinners or small pieces that can be a choking hazard. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Keep all window covering cords out of vacuums, kicking and falling on when injured. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Always yield the right of way to ruin everyone's day at the last second. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! It is only safe to cook Hamclown to enjoy Hamclown. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Wear personal protective equipment. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Wear short sleeves or roll them up so they won’t tip over and start a fire. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! Wait 30 minutes before you put them in the world. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! You can dance if you don't have headlights. /pg

[Douglas Douglas 'Big Doug' Douglas @ChiSecurityDoug]

Hourly Safety Tip! You may not know that they are really out before you go! /pg