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Forum post: "Global warming will have a dramatic effect on this election… whether Trump wins with an avalanche or a tsunami."

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“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.” ― John Wayne

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@ScottAdamsSays Per your blog post, might a new Garfield-clone be in order? HillaryCat, a fat, lazy, cynical critter in an orange jumpsuit?

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It’s now illegal for us to know anything about the Wikileaks e-mails that didn’t come from CNN? CNN — by and for the mentally handicapped!

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Hillary "urged the business groups to lobby legislators for more H-1B outsourcing visas." That's a fail when one's kids are programmers!

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Arianne Zucker/Donald Trumps Days of Our Lives 2005 https://t.co/5tgXQEthTZ via @YouTube

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So Donald Trump admitted, in a private talk, to have failed in a seduction attempt. Who does this? Only one with the strength to be honest!

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"You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook." - Harry Truman

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"To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself." - Albert Einstein

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Statistically, it has been found that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory animals is research scientists.

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Blog comment: "In some countries, elections are done through the process of elimination. They call it coup d’etat."

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Politics this year has become increasingly absurd -- and no one seems to chronicle absurdity better than Dilbert's creator. Thanks, Scott!

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I demand that Russia release Clinton's health records. The public has a right to know. #Trump #Clinton

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Clinton's use of "deplorables" might be the world's first Linguistic Suicide Kill Shot. You can't fail harder. https://t.co/cPWth4Eqjh

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I suspect #HillarysBodyDouble is actually George Soros after having wandered into a transgender bathroom...

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“I was at this restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” - Steven Wright

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"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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Needed auto mechanic with tools for a #job. My favorite time car fixer in #Chicago is looking for more help: call Carmello @ 773 561-9300

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What do you get when you cross Dr. Seuss with Edgar Allan Poe? A quirky article for geeks: https://t.co/WAWFcDDuEd

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Reddit stats:
Trump: 197,696 subscribers
Hillary: 24,429 subscribers
Hillary for Prison: 55,228 subscribers