The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸

Just a Catholic Dog trying her best to drag everyone into Heaven

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@ma1ybe Hot take? Did you forget that safe haven laws have existed for over 25 years? What’s your point?

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@oliveoilrun @Zoya_ki_batein Listen dumbass. Safe havens exist. There’s objectively no reason for this ever

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[🖤🐈‍⬛ Lord Byron Ochoa 🐈‍⬛🖤 @lausaysmeow]

Siempre me preguntan por qué tomo tanta Coca-Cola, y les voy a explicar: tengo una condición genética en la cual mi cuerpo no produce su propia Coca-Cola, así que tengo que tomarla todos los días. Gracias por su atención.

[Palmetto State Armory @palmettoarmory]

In 1954, the U.S. government handed Harrington & Richardson a contract to build 500 rifles that could change American military history. The T48, an American-made version of the legendary Belgian FAL.

The FAL went on to be carried by over 90 countries and earned a nickname that says everything: "The Right Arm of the Free World."
The H&R T48 never got its moment. Until now.

H&R is bringing back the T48. Faithful to the original H&R-produced trial rifles, built with the craftsmanship the name has always demanded.
This is the rifle H&R built for America. Now it's built for you.

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@Thinkerate @Mrgunsngear If the lungs get pierced and fill up with blood there can be very little blood leaving the body

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@Dexerto They just need to sue the shit out of these “schools” until they stop with frivolous posturing

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@alphafox I’m surprised they’re just raw dogging it on the countertop instead of putting it in a container and fumigating it first

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@officialrnintel What poll?

[Daniel Franke @dfranke]

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection.

You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum.

You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom.

You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine.

You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two.

You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@kirawontmiss It’s condition 4 essentially. She flagged him which was bad, but it was not in fact loaded. He was in no danger

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@Kat_Says_Stuff @maraxhass @reddit_lies Losing what? Approval rating?
The event was canceled, dumbass

[Ayaan Hirsi Ali @Ayaan]

“…there is no reason to assume the deception stopped at the SPLC’s doors. Every major civic institution that traded its founding mission for the prestige of enforcing multiculturalist orthodoxy deserves the same scrutiny, the same audit and, when warranted, the same indictment.”
https://t.co/6MD9FzFZj4

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@GovTimWalz They already make up a huge portion of the 9-11 calls. Why on earth would you seek to further burden an overburdened system??

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@Liz_Wheeler @GunWashington It was probably because of the dementia diagnosis he had gotten before he decided to campaign

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@FM_January @5149jamesli Did she call in an air strike, or was she making a joke?

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@ShitpostRock2 Dragon Age
Mass Effect

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@hayasaka_aryan Oh shit

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@bilio_muydunuz It’s a cockroach

[The Holy Hound 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @Chi_Rh0_]

@Mericamemed Shooting lead into water is fucking stupid