March'$ Very Own No Contest

In this world, the only thing we truly own is the body we shape everyday

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

I swear I'm gonna make it into the league and buy the Yacht I promised my dad, if there's anything I owe it to him to be great and I feel like this is the only birthday present suitable to give him. 14th February 1964/2019 mark this date.

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

You know the love is real when you can just watch a video of Isaiah Thomas checking in and relate with the amount of grind he put in and just smile

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

It’s so hilarious at this point

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB, per @Schultz_Report

Shedeur Sanders will open the season as the backup

[moh @wolf201257]

Freaking hell, an 8.3 liter engine revving that fast is scary 😭

An 8.3L naturally aspirated V16 spinning all the way to around 9,000+ rpm is just ridiculous.

That’s the part that gets me. You normally hear "8.3 liter" and picture some huge low revving monster, but Bugatti somehow made this thing scream like a much smaller engine.

And that tachometer sitting there with all those gears exposed while it climbs through the revs… whoever designed this had absolutely no interest in making a normal dashboard 😂

The Tourbillon is genuinely a different level of crazy.

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

“I’m going to the media to defend you guys”

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Pep Guardiola goes went after 2-0 loss to Bayern Leverkusen.

It’s a lot worse than I thought damn he lost it completely.

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

“The Spectacle”…

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

THE SPECTACLE SHOWED OUT. 🥽

20 PTS | 7 AST | 80% FG

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

My Jordan Era teammates on the bench when I step back for a three instead of taking a 22.5 foot jumper

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

Niggas just wake up dumb

[bro2bro @viralkelechi]

Why do they always portray giants to be sluggish in walking

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

Muay Thai -> kick boxing -> boxing -> Wrestling -> judo -> jiu jitsu… MMA, what a sport 🤌🏾

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

ISLAM MAKHACHEV DROPS IAN GARRY WITH A MASSIVE HEAD KICK IN ROUND 2 😳 #UFC330

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

Tatum better buy that fye

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jayson Tatum and Joe Mazzulla in the gym together putting in work. 🔥😤

(via @celtics)

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

I actually just remembered that YB just ignored all of NLE’s diss tracks 💀

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

@Jbm4821 @CoachI_MC @Hassanwellss Nah I hear you. At end of the day team chemistry is a major factor tbh

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

@Jbm4821 @CoachI_MC @Hassanwellss One got waived for not being able to change his mindset. The other got waived because she got bad attitude. Sounds pretty much the same to me

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

@Jbm4821 @CoachI_MC @Hassanwellss Cam Thomas

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[Commuter @commuterny]

Erling Haaland’s perspective on feeling tired:

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

The best thing about the World Cup is watching NBA role players turn into absolute studs when they play for their country

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

Everyone else still had an amazing career or has an amazing career ahead of em. One man’s whole career got derailed, I know my answer

[KEEZY BABY 🫶🏽 @1keezybaby]

What NBA player career would you save?

[March'$ Very Own No Contest @ChibiNathi]

YB!!! 😭😭😭