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[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Tom Downey @WhatGoingDowney]

It's a Peanut Punch

Never disrespect Charles Tillman like this again

[Cythagoras @Cythagoras]

@hinsonashley Cutting gas taxes is like saving $0.35 while increasing the cost by $5 per gallon. Diesel exports don't even account for 1%. New biodiesel plants will take a decade to bring online.

IT IS YOUR ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN YOU VOTED FOR. Ashley Hinson is too stupid to be in Congress.

[Eddie A Johnson @Jumpshot8]

So let me get this right. A young player is upset because he is injured and not a doctor to determine how bad it is. He is crying because he worked hard all off season to get ready for a year that could be great and you have a problem with it? Maybe you should go back and check your love of the game Bro! This is so dumb! If I were his teammate I would love Caleb more, but you like him less. My rookie year I once had a veteran teammate cry after losing an exhibition game and I realized right there that I needed to love the game more than I already did. Acho you obviously didn’t love the game enough !

[WingCase  @Unhinged_KA]

@Brickma69 @RapSheet @_willcompton @stoolpresidente They won’t acknowledge it because Rico Dowdle doesn’t bring clicks. These guys are bottom feeders

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

We don't call it the Epstein Administration for no reason.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Jesus Christ, it's literally all of them.

[ChicagoFanInAZ @ChicagoFanInAZ]

@DinoDave1219 @NateSilver538 Buddy’s going full retard in front of everyone 😭

[matthew @Boswell4Three]

INSANE: Both young baseball stars in the city of Chicago are currently TIED(🤯) with ALL-TIME GREAT Kyle Schwarber for the league lead in these two categories👀

Will either of them rip the crown from Schwarbs? 🤔

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Clavicular has reportedly been charged with criminal rape, and drugging a minor.

(https://t.co/fzYOrbrxGj)

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

The guy that had a kid arrested and expelled from school for throwing pennies at him is calling someone else soft LMFAOOOOOO

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Donald Trump was holding an event at the White House earlier today and there was no audio because no press pool was present

[Michael Duncan @MichaelDuncan]

Having to listen to Collinsworth call a Mahomes game against your team should make you eligible for some sorta class action lawsuit against the NFL

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

War overrates center field defense so much that only one of them has even cracked 4.5

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The entire presidential television press pool — Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN — has agreed to suspend coverage in the wake of Trump’s decision to ban CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from the White House https://t.co/fidUefQtew

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

🤔If the “news” reports that everyone will get $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms, does that make them “fake news?”

If it is real news, does it mean Republicans are running “against socialism” or “for socialism?”

[ChicagoFanInAZ @ChicagoFanInAZ]

Sam Roush is a negative impact on the Bears. He was a 3rd round pick slotted in to be third string TE. Failed pick so far #Poles #Johnson

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

indisputably the worst thing to ever happen to the Pentagon

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is why we need term limits