Fred Leise

Taxonomy consultant; back-of-book indexer; cook; knitter; Maida Heatter desserts

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/WstrBw7lwx My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/IFXzh97jC7 Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/JijGB1P8Eg I like to yell "Aloha, Captain Future!" when I see someone using an iPad in public.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

going to park my car in the middle of this intersection until someone tells me I'm pretty http://t.co/5oNezNkso2

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/TaRG9BAG3O Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type "c u @ 2" to my pot guy.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/IAXaZe83ny Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/6k1NJ5DRsC I wonder if they ever considered calling it Jerry & Ben's.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/HfevFYkIgA Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/GenEvsDj0G

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/meh5cmeiV4 I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/2lfWo56ItP

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/hej7GoAKnm Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/wTVWf3LYYX Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/FyPe5VeiCk

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/pSKcKZcr6D

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/hH7Bv3jSUS Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't. http://t.co/QppJZjdY

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/5V9wkHsr What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful.

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

My wife's name is Elle but I call her "L" for short, because I don't have all day. http://t.co/khM5AsSG

[Fred Leise @ChicagoIndexer]

http://t.co/qXRjdm43 "Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me" - everyone on twitter ever.