"I wanna fuck Aragorn"
"You wanna fuck Viggo Mortensen?"
"NO, I wanna fuck Aragorn, son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of Andúril, Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur's son, son of Nu
I really need all the cool funny people and artists and perverts to move to BlueSky ASAP, even visiting here to check up on all my Little Guys is just so fucked…this place is fucking evil I swear. RatBucket on the other site. Please perverts, I need you 🙏
I really need all the cool funny people and artists and perverts to move to BlueSky ASAP, even visiting here to check up on all my Little Guys is just so fucked…this place is fucking evil I swear. RatBucket on the other site. Please perverts, I need you 🙏
It makes me sad that my last tweet is about my cat. Anyway, I’m gonna keep this for a little while just to keep an eye on folks, but from now on I’ll be being dumb on Bluesky, follow me there!!
It makes me sad that my last tweet is about my cat. Anyway, I’m gonna keep this for a little while just to keep an eye on folks, but from now on I’ll be being dumb on Bluesky, follow me there!!
We were forced to say goodbye to Sad Boy on Halloween. I miss him horribly, I want him back. It is so wrong that he is gone. We stole him from outside and he gave us all the love he had. We will love him forever.
okay hello everyone i finally got a quote from the vet for oliver’s surgery and need help paying it. i set up a GFM so anything helps 🥹 i’m hoping to get this done within the next month or so. https://t.co/7Lww9iHcfD
When Nine Inch Nails said “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel” we were like lol um okay. then Johnny cash said it and we were like oh yeah!! hell yeah!! We’re hurtin real bad Johnny