Megan the Scallion

I love food, people, and cardigans.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

Now, THIS is an example of proper use of the meme! 😂

[Drew Davenport @DrewDavenportFF]

How the Salem Witch Trials started

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Rello @rello161]

🇯🇲 Jamaica to the world 🇯🇲

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

Sorry to this moon.

[Richyrich2.0 @RichyrichX20]

Me when ANYONE starts talking about astrology as if I ever cared. 😭

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

This may explain why some people wear shorts in 50°F (10°C) or even in snowstorms. People think they know heat until they experience "heat."

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today has become the hottest June day in British recorded history with a high of 36.7°C

The previous 50-year record was broken yesterday with a high of 36.1°C.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

It tastes like boiled pennies.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

First time I had Root Beer as a kid I thought I was being poisoned no lie lol

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

@DeePhunk @KaliforniJAY These are the descendants of Dapper Dan.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

don't love how ads here are no longer labeled "ads"

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

I need everyone to be serious.

[Akosua @Iam_aJournalist]

My entire life, never imagined jerseys being washed after games. I thought they always had new ones.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

He's 3 and a half!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

@pollthecrowds I sang my heart out to this.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

@zaynahbear These words. This sentence. 🤣🤣🤣

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

@justgoodm @SomaKazima2 You have made my day. I just played the original and I love it.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

This man probably used DuoLingo and some flash cards to learn 25 English words and he is making it work for him!

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This will go down as the greatest 2026 World Cup interview

[Henry @seminole4life22]

Everyday we get a new clip further proving that there's nothing like the World Cup lmao

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

@jersiegel Are these pub songs? Folk songs? I enjoy the way they cheer. One band, one sound.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

But really, this win is for my uncle who ordered a custom-made, gold Knickerbockers ring in 1994. He has been waiting a long time to wear it.

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

This win is for Patrick Ewing. He sacrificed his knees decades ago.

#WeSpeakYourName

[Megan the Scallion @ChickTracee]

This win is for Spike.