I don’t want my job title to be “daycare employee” anymore, I want it to be “daycare luigi”.
Actually, I might just change my name. Hello, my name is Daycare Luigi, what’s yours?
I feel so sorry for the guys I match with on tinder because I do not have time to ever go on a date with them so I’m basically just leading them on hoping that one day in like a year or two from now I will have time to go on a date with them
Ngl I feel so much better every time I’m in the US. I feel like fake American Caroline is so much better and I always yearn to go back because of it. I’ve been trying to put the same energy and vibe here in Denmark but it’s just not the same. I miss USA life so much 🥲
INDIE MUSIC LOVERS: I’m putting together a feel-better playlist to cheer up a friend. What is your favourite feel-better song ? Like if you need to stop being sad? They prefer indie music I think
I love when Canadian French people speak French thinking I won’t understand a word they’re saying about me and my heavy weighted dinosaur plushie. He’s cute, I’m cute, shut up