Chicken Cube Co-op

Chicken Cube Cooperative (CCC) – our chickens are cheaper AND more ethical. Automaton theory = happy chickens & tasty eggs.

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"When life gives you lemons, make lemon chicken." #CharliesTips

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I wasn’t hatched yesterday. Are they still labelling the eggs as “free range” during this “temporary” lockdown, while reducing costs?

Our CCC chooks are in lockdown from birth and don’t mind one bit. That’s the problem with freedom - once you get a taste you can’t go back.

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“Mainland Poultry is putting hundreds of thousands of free-range chickens into lockdown after the deadly bird flu virus was detected in the country.”

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Felt sorry for this chook who will never experience (or should I say not experience) the blissful neutrality of automatism. The least I could do was give her some feed. These earthly diversions may provide some small solace.

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#MakeMeFeelLikeAnAutomaton

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Happy new year to all supporters of animal welfare! And for those who don’t fall into this category, 72 hours in a cube might change your mind. See you soon 😉

#2026YearOfTheAutomaton

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An entertaining performance at @RainbowsEndNZ - but at the CCC we believe chickens should be seen but not heard. And the chooks themselves should neither see nor hear. Nor should they have spatial awareness. #Senseless

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Chicken heiress now single - Anyone have her number? 😍😍😍🐔🐤🐣🐥

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Meanwhile in the land of non-automaton chickens things are not so rosy…

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This would be a LOT easier with automaton chickens. Just shows how much of a ruckus chickens can cause if they’re not deprived of sight, hearing, and spatial awareness at birth!

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This is why we hermetically seal our chickens inside their cubes - no risk of falling out!

Also, check out what AI suggested for a tweet - not bad! Our socials as ethical as our produce, so we will always declare if we use AI. #AutomatonVsAutomation

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In early talks with https://t.co/v4GvySV2dm to discuss expanding their kindergarten program to include automaton chicks. Automaton theory and the critical period of development are useful STEM topics for the kids to learn. They could take turns monitoring the white noise levels!

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It took a few goes but we got there in the end! #AIart

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#ShouldHaveBeenAnAutomaton

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What TF did I just watch?

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Pluckin' Plagiarism! Love the story, but the following are CCC copyrights:

- "Plucking, clucking, flocking" as profanities;
- Poultry/paltry puns;
- Fowl/foul puns;
- Any other chicken-related puns such as "chook it out".

Our lawyers will be in touch.

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Major security breach! If anyone breaks into a CCC cube at night they're in for an unpleasant surprise, as the cube will automatically seal and then cook both crook and chook alive. At that moment the criminal will wish he was an automaton!

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Image by @grok

When you tell the automaton chickens to smile but forget they can’t hear you, nor do they have any concept of their own existence let alone a concept of facial expressions 😂

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Their goose will be cooked if they keep walking on the motorway! You’re not in Canada any more, my feathered friends.

If you’re tired from your big journey, why not come join Giancarlo the Groupie Goose at the Goose Great-Dodecahemidodecahedron Group?

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Incredible from @invideoOfficial - the first of many AI-generated advertisements for our ethical chicken company.

Your move, Tegel! #CheckMate

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10 years ago today! Thanks for the memories Tommy 😋 #TenYearsOfTommy

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Cheers Tommy the Taskforce Turkey - talk about taking one for the Taskforce ;) #GobbleGobble #OffToTetraheaven

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It’s a Christmas Miracle for 2024’s Tommy the Taskforce Turkey! He was anointed after Christmas 2023 and was resigned to being roasted alive as per tradition. But this year our staff are having pork belly instead. Never mind Tommy, there’s always next year! #2025RoastAlive