Chicken Gaynors

I have huge tits, am super chill, and am unavailable

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@bagman_bg Thanks

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@_charlesmoses Do not talk shit about the rainbow cookie around me

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$500,000 or spend Christmas with Mr.Cheddar?

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@bagman_bg @unusual_whales 📸 caught being risk averse on the TL

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

going back to chicago soon for thanksgiving and had an idea for a podcast

i could interview old friends from high school who stayed in the midwest and compare and contrast the normal midwest life they live with the fast-paced, culturally rich lifestyle i live in LA

just an idea

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@LuillenGuis This could have done numbys in ‘14

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Every dude in London

[mb 🏁 @mannnybainss]

If the weather was better here it would honestly be elite vibes.

[mjc @blacksethcohen]

Yall still takin about this or nah? We interviewed her yesterday

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@LuillenGuis What’s the DEAL with Pusha T?!

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A lot of guys I know talking about Adam 22 but can’t complete a dam 22 dollar Venmo request.

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@_charlesmoses Already failed by tweeting about it first.

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@doobysnacks I hope she doesn’t see this

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Every tweet about succession is like “I actually think Kendall did this because wants to be the CEO”

[uncle june @catholicguilter]

when roman fell apart, he was the weaker dog there. when kendall took that stand, he was kicking roman more than he was being honest about logan. it was a big dick competition and he meant to show that he’s the stronger ceo. that’s the way logan taught him to act about roman.

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@_charlesmoses Cal

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If you really think we’re not in a housing crisis I encourage you read below:

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed

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@doobysnacks @JammerTimee Miss you guys

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No offense to Passover but I’d be staying in my city watching my bread rise.

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My most horny male friend went to Houston for a weekend and didn’t text the group chat “it’s baddies here”. The city should be embarrassed.