NUS Chicken

#EdCon18 Shitposting

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Playing avoid-the-trot at Adelaide Airport. They’re hanging out around Hungry Jacks. NUS Chicken encourages all to avoid the area if possible. #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Would you rather live with 10 trots for 1 week or 1 trot for 10 weeks? #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

I must say that I’m really quite a fan of the toilet seat cleaner dispensers in all the bathroom cubicles. They make it more hygienic when I’ve go for my hangover puke every morning. #edcon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

🎵you know I looked around for faces I’d know, I found myself stuck with the trots in the front row-ow-ow🎵 #edcon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT! #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

When is second lunch? #edcon18

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@NUS_Observer Incorrect. He never graduated, that requires obtaining a degree first, and unfortunately they don’t hand out a bachelor of bullshit.

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

DO YA GET IT???? I’m a bird too!

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Does anyone know where this ‘Phoenix caucus’ I’ve been hearing about meets? All week I’ve been looking for opportunities to meet a few hot birds. #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

If SAlt isn’t secretly funded by Rupert Murdoch to make the Left look crazy then WHY do they sell newspapers???🤔🤔🤔 #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

@nusairdrop When SAlt says “hey I dropped my pencil can you please pick it up” #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW YEAH UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS #EdCon18

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Apparently there is something worth shouting over happening in the main lecture theatre but for some reason my program says it’s only the session on negotiation #EdCon18

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Imagine a day at #EdCon18 except where the timetable for that day runs on time

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

I’m not sure Unity chanting ‘The C, The C, The C-F-M-B-D-E-U’ is going to have the same ring to it #edcon18 @CFMEU #BigDickEnergy

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Me now versus me at 11:30 tonight

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Come at me SAlt

[NUS Chicken @ChickenNus]

Why did the NUS Chicken cross the road? To protect the first year from the Trots.

Knock, Knock? (Whose there?) The NUS Chicken #EdCon18