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So everything outside just turned orange WTF!

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Why doesn't the weatherman wear a suite on Sundays?

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Corn flakes are made by combining cooked corn along with sugar and vitamins. The dough is rolled and toasted to make the well-known flakes.

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A: So the other day this woman was shouting at her adopted goats with a double decker chocolate bar?
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A: So the other day this woman was shouting at her adopted goats on the bus
B: Single decker or double decker?
A: Double decker

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A: So the other day this woman was talking to her adopted kids
B: Children kids or goats kids
A: Goats kids

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A: I don't
B: So they were adopted

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B: How did you know they were here kids?

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A: So the other day this woman was shouting at her kids on the bus

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Why are clouds grey if water is clear and the sea is blue?