Chicken Juice🥭🍉🇦🇲

Marxist-Leninist-PeePeePoopooist, Proud Anglophobe, He/Him, My real name is Andrew

[Chicken Juice🥭🍉🇦🇲 @Chicken___Juice]

The jig is up, I’ve been found out

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Cap’n Cook 🏔️ @JazzePinkman]

Adam Silver’s resume:

-Made it harder for bad teams to rebuild🧠
-Encourages flopping 🎭
-Added ugly sponsor patches to jerseys 💰
-Put ads all over the court 💵
-Fully embraced sports gambling 🎰
-Longer games because of commercials and more commercials ⏰

Generational moron🔥

[Feitan 🇵🇸 @NapoliZn4]

History doesn't repeat itself, but only fools repeat the same mistakes.

AG2IN.

[MeovvCAT @osu_MeovvCAT]

Persona 6? Uhh yeah Mr. Atlus it's almost done, matter of fact we're sending out leaks right now

[casual @cssavedme]

“jaxson dart we need you, its halftime and we’re down 13 points”

jaxson dart: https://t.co/ZcJhJFSUJE

[izzy @redshirt990]

Conservatives told everyone they voted for Trump because he will get groceries affordable. In 2026 they're telling you to eat a sandwich and oatmeal every meal for 20 years to get a home, or you're entitled spoiled brat

[eden ?! its ctommy summer @birthdaybashed]

not now zohran im busy

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Everyone wear blue shirts with nipples protruding today

[UGO & The Big Steppers @UGOOOTWEETS]

Drake is 40, had a child with a pornstar, cries about his exes, raps about what he never did on the iceman album.

Kevin Durant is 37, no kids, no wife, no gf, no lotion, fell off as a basketballer & just straight up gobbles whatever Drake drops.

You guys are almost 40 moving like losers

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Paid tribute to his lifetime idol.

Bigger than football. ✊

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Drake just spent two years stewing only to come up with a forty song “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you”

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I think jewish supremacy is a form of white supremacy and saying that’s not true because 45% of Israelis are Mizrahi or Sephardic is completely missing the forest for the trees on what whiteness is functionally

[Ronald Visual @CarrotFollower]

If Cleveland was in Canada he probably never would've met Joe and Peter and Quagmire

[Chicken Juice🥭🍉🇦🇲 @Chicken___Juice]

@co0pgoesVr00m @JeremyLevine92 @JoshEberley -ran back to Cleveland to make a super team

Of who? Kyrie Irving? And who else?

[Chicken Juice🥭🍉🇦🇲 @Chicken___Juice]

@co0pgoesVr00m @JeremyLevine92 @JoshEberley It did, one of his rare failures. Now let’s see Jordan’s finals performance before pippen and Jackson came to support him