JFS

Booked, busy & about my business

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Someone call Trading Standards - the BBC is well & truly breaking advertising laws #CelebrityMasterChef

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Says it all really! Alan Carr - you absolute legend #CelebrityTraitors

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So you can save yourself from being voted off by having the best or joint best showstopper, until you can’t? #GBBO

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@amyhewitson_ There has been some overly harsh comments this year!

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@mattcoyney I thought ‘fell out of a tree’ was funny until I read this 🤣

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@rnichellevisage just listening to Paddy. Microwaved Minstrels in salted popcorn??? Michelle, you filthy animal (in the best way)

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@mcrconfidential Empty 200+ year old building, whose application for student flats was overturned in favour of protected building status, burns down. Not at all suspicious 🙄

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@Eamon38650173 The house that sticks out like a sore thumb for its early 2000s aesthetic…..

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My updates clearly show alien life is already here and not 124 light years from Earth.

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but subjectively crown someone the winner because the piece stole their hearts despite missing a crucial element. #greatpotterythrowdown

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Did James deserve to win? Yes, by a whisker. But I think Keith & Rich should be more careful about their subjective & objective comments. It’s unfair to select when to eliminate / mark down contestants for objective reasons (Francesca)

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Georgie made a beautiful showstopper. However, Paul & Prue need to stop changing their minds between strawberries & cream being a ‘classic flavour’ and being ‘too safe’ depending on whether they think the baker should progress through the competition / win or not. #GBBO

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@mmccourty @kejamieson_ I’d usually go with 99.9%, but apparently she failed to read the room and said it on the ‘Miss Me’ podcast she hosts with Miquita Oliver.

[PaulShilly @shillcock_paul]

You know, I want my country back too

Back from the far right, the racists, the politicians who prey on ignorance and xenophobia, back from the EDL, Farage, Reform The Daily Mail, The Sun and every God forsaken crappy organisation that spreads divisive hate

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@StephHatesPutin @michellewilli83 It’s clear that Suzy is very talented. However, by her own admission, speed is a problem. I also take ages to sew a garment. This is perfectly fine when sewing at home for yourself, but not on a TV show with a USP of 3 timed challenges per week #sewingbee

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@LaikaAlan @mikeinmcr Made me chuckle

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Can someone please explain what the point of the pattern and transformation challenge is when the person who comes last in both can still make it through? Incredibly bad decision making this week #SewingBee

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

"The real enemy arrives by yacht and limousine, not in a small boat.

The rich are the people killing this country - no one else."

A Scouser who moved to Liz Truss' constituency takes on migrant bashing.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Nigel Farage is in Blackpool today. And after a long night, so is this.