Cody

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

It's taken 12 steps to get from my sofa to the fridge but only 11 on the return journey. I cannot explain this anomaly at this juncture.

[Cody @Chickenman306]

http://t.co/2eZH842MrQ @scootercass your famous!!!! #findsomenewsunglasses

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

I've just set my alarm.

Time set: 7am

Alarm tone: Marimba

Comment: I had Marimba as my ringtone once

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@BrothelsMcSleaz is the machine gun preacher

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I finally get it. I accidentally read 3 Justin Bieber tweets in a row and started cutting myself.
Don't call an ambulance. I want to die.

[Cody @Chickenman306]

Grab me a bag of dressed all over and zesty mordant

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@Taladaga7 yep, all six of you

[Cody @Chickenman306]

TSN has traded Aaron Ward to Sportsnet

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@kid_kurney29 dream on dream weaver #GoForADart

[Brett wiskar @bisswisk]

When you poop in your dreams you poop for real

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@bisswisk She was a bostich in a paslode kind of day

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@Taladaga7 @orzy04 @yyvonoftheyukon found this one kickin around the bottom of the bag

[Cody @Chickenman306]

Birthday greeting to @kid_kurney29 the guy will probably be getting drunk this weekend so watch out, he could be drunk dialing you

[Cody @Chickenman306]

#BellLetsTalk

[Shitty Bill @ShittyBillTPB]

.@Mr_Lahey_ doesn't watch much hockey, so he considers Saturdays "Liquor Night in Canada"

[Swift Current Broncos @SCBroncos]

Congrats to Cody Hagman who just won a brand NEW recliner for wearing a tie-dye bandana!

[Brett Talaga @Taladaga7]

Pumped to play some hockey with the boys tonight #Bohmonkeys

[Cody @Chickenman306]

“@shootermcgavin: BREAKING NEWS: Ray Lewis to wear the initials “RL” on his jersey this Sunday in honor of himself.” @alliedaggie #legend

[Cody @Chickenman306]

@kid_kurney29 @taladaga7 @makalak yep if you look right above the dailys sign that's him #bestseatinthehouse