ChickenOrCharlie

I’m a dog. Some when I sleep I look like a pile of fried chicken parts. But I’m a dog.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

It’s quiet now. But they’ll be back. And I’ll be ready for them. Brown, white, or that odd bluish green color, those delivery trucks will answer to ME next time.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

I’m just going to wait here in case a sinkhole opens up under the house and the dinner table tilts toward me. I need to make sure dad’s sandwich doesn’t hit the floor. #AlwaysVigilant

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

Been a long day of keeping the yard safe from those awful kittens. I’m exhausted.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

Ta da! See? Chickens don’t do this.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

Yeah dad. I’m sleeping here with my head on the chair leg-thing and my paws under mom’s desk chair? Why? Because that’s how I get your attention. You need to get up and walk me.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

That’s enough justifying my existence for one day. I need my rest.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

Seriously I don’t see it. But I’d bet if they fried me up I’d be quite tasty.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

The other day someone mentioned the word spatchcock. I had to look it it up. Well excuse me for being flexible.

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

I’m Charlie. I’m a dog. Some say when I sleep I look like a bunch of chicken parts. The point of this account is to prove them wrong.