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Let's all strive every day to be better humans❤. The world is filled with enough shit.

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[Arham @mgmtarham]

cousins in dominican families

[Jelii🥀 @dontbejeliii]

Your period symptoms changing as you age is crazy. You can never truly master being a woman, it’s always sumn.

[kjournettt🎀 @kjournett]

maybe for halloween you niggas could be men since yall been bitches all year

[👽 @Chickpea_73]

@MattCover How about you mind the business of your own state, pal.

[👽 @Chickpea_73]

@NYCMayor @FrancisWegner Pleaseeeee don’t flop like DeBlasio 😩. I’ve been waiting for yearssss

[👽 @Chickpea_73]

@as_a_worker @bri_guy_ny O’neils? 👀

[yu 🕷️🕸️ @antherpartofmee]

when the cramps get really bad but i still refuse to take anything

[F @cowosukamatcha]

untuk perempuan yang ga sengaja baca tweet ini, one day kamu bakal nikmatin jalan sore di edinburgh, makan croissant di paris, beli mochi di jepang, healing ke swiss, dan kamu bakal keliling dunia dengan pasangan yang tepat.

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Me when I lose something and someone asks
me where I last saw it:

[ROB @Robb_Mosquera]

@GlightyearV2

[Jared Brehm @JaredBrehm]

@FearedBuck Hold up ✋️

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Kids today might never understand that there was a time when you could go months without hearing about the president, thinking about politics, or feeling like the government was constantly failing you.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

It’s like everybody forgets the turtle won

[⚜️ @gothicornate_]

gothic bat-wing couture with dramatic lace and dark elegance

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

When I’m out in public & somebody starts coughing near me:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that Trump is fucking stupid is that they’re all fucking stupid too.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I'm only available for whimsical experiences at the moment

[AlwaysTweetingMoh @theyluvmoh]

How men treat you when you have good intentions

[SharrellAnne @SharrellAnne2]

Can somebody please explain this to me? I am literally seeing it EVERYWHERE, and every single time, it sends a chill down my spine. I have no idea what it is about this creepy little thing, but something about it is deeply unsettling. 😭