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Professor X: what’s your superpower?

Me: forgetting everyone‘s name immediately after we met

Professor whatshisname: get out

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@0xRuzy So, what we can take away from this is that Will Ferrell is based and Damon Wayans Jr is a misogynistic creep

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@Iam_xolietoxic Your 10yo son was dating a grown woman? Call the police

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@nypost Last laugh bc she didn’t end herself out of embarrassment?

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@DrakeGatsby Only Thelma and Louise could have used a car like that

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@PopBase Oh no, what happened?

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@DennisZonn @Tomcinima Gerald‘s Game

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@ifkoparan So he was born with that tattoo?

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@WhiteHouse Didn’t have a picture of him at hand, eh?

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@Polymarket She looks shocked

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@Daykerpriest I didn’t like that the series somewhat nice-washed her

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@sternde Beim Geheimdienst zu arbeiten ist anscheinend gar nicht mal so schwer

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Praystation

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@MoiraDonegan "The essays could have been just one page long but we asked for three!!!"

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@nobodyblindsme @OVTweetmarck @QuetzalPhoenix "I fell down the stairs while being pregnant and the baby didn’t get brain damage so it’s totally save to throw yourself down stairs while being pregnant" kinda advice though

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@TheEcho13 I would bake him a special pie like Miss Minny used to make

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@xannekix I guarantee nobody ever learned English to talk to you

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@ItsAndyRyan @NEPOPHOBIA

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@mywheelhouseftw Pudding on my penis, obviously

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@derinswattguckt Frist für sowas ist per Gesetz ein Monat, unabhängig davon was du für angemessen hältst. Und deine Frau muss das selber anfordern, stellvertretend geht nicht, es sind ja ihre Daten, nicht deine.

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@R3DFOX01 @internet_posts A bit more than a yard