Chicks Dig

tweeting what I've learned in college. some ladies enjoy guilty pleasures, this is a place we can cyber indulge/reflect on those pleasures. you're welcome.

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If a chick feeds me, I'm hers... until the meal is over. But seriously, few things more sexy than a woman who cares enough to feed ya.

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Twitter stop spamming me!!! It's like an annoying chick that constantly text all the time. I'm ignoring you for a reason.

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@SillyBrunette_ and that depends on how drunk ya get right...? cute & desperate goes up as the drinks increase. #honesty

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Ladies, if you give a guy your number at a bar are you 1) being nice so he'll leave you alone 2) expecting him to call/text 3) you call 1st?

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I don't like girls who take self pics b/c they're usually desperate. Oh wait desperate usually = easy so I guess I don't dislike them.

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Sunday's are for late morning sex, brunch, more drinking, lazy movies, and mid afternoon sex.

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If you can't tell the difference btw an actual charming guy & one who uses the "nerdy cool"... You suck!

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Guys who use humor to hide their insecurities are lame!

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Any sort of energy drink combo w/ alcohol is the recipe to get weird.

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Barely past midnight & I've seen 3 walks I shame already. Still time to fit another bar stop & another hook up, right? Or would that be bad?

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All these chicks tweet about wanting someone to snuggle with. #bullseye

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Black underwear means one thing... Sex. #bullseye

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Girls love the condescending way guys try to explain football to them.

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Bad thing about fall... No girls in white pants. Good thing about fall... Hello yoga pants.

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@ilovedeeXO don't apologize for that. College is suppose to teach you to have a better bullshit detector.

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summer study list for incoming college students? #getcredits @secretdiarymom: “True, I hope. I mean, it is like visual studying.”

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True or false... Girls who watch porn are better in bed?

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Love bachelorette parties!

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It's been said before but is worth repeating... "when in doubt, whip it out"

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Listen up bitches, for I'm only going to say this once... If you hesitate, you masturbate.