Chicken Little Daily

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if your profile picture is Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice and you try to even breath on the same dimensional plane as me I will stab you with a plastic fucking fork

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My brain would look so pretty on my bathroom ceiling

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Me and the wasps plotting something devious. Not.. the religion guys I mean like the bugs. I know them, we're actually pretty chill like that

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Any ohioans following me need gas? 2.83 for unleaded on columbus right now. Pretty good price. A steal

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Strangers be just talking and like loud and they say stuff that im not supposed to hear but im internally filing every piece of sensitive information into a mental dirt cabinet and soon i will blackmail my way to millions of dollars.

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@ometsu ok the dog war ok terrible time to be a soldier

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corinna kop this, fanum tax that. no one cares about the piegeon diabetes in new york city. the term pigeon toed is meaningless now that n9ne of the pigeoons habe fucking toes anymore. wake up people

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Been doing some self reflection.. i want to increase my arrogance, to expand my hubris. In my pursuit of knowledge, i made a grave mistake. Learn from me. Do *NOT* google "Ultra Ego Inflation"

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Lovely waitress asked me "Would you like some garlic bread?" I told her KEEP YOUR FISHES LIPS OFF OF MY FUCKING FOOD!!!!!!!!

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When you hit a vape and it cums in your mouth without warning you and then pressures you to swallow it. Is that a bug or a feature

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Why do "smear campaigns" even exist when we have bidets. Also, gross

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Three days grace is unironically the greatest laxatove ever. Theyre songs are pretyy "emo" or whatever but man, they can make me shit like crazy.

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I went to jack in the box and the automated voice sounded so fucking real i gave them my entire order. By the time i realized that the ACTUAL REAL PERSON had only rung up FRIES, it was too late

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Fast food restaurants with their automated fucking stupid ass voice that says some stupid shit when you get to the drive-thru like "hi welcome to jack in the box how are you" WHY MAN. IT SERVES ABSOLUTELY ZERO PURPOSE. IT ONLY EXISTS TO CONFUSE YOU. POINTLESS GARBAGE. FUCK. YOU.

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@ometsu Ok..

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Waaaaiiiiitt hahahahhaa, hold on man. I think i just realized. I just realized something. The horse's name, the horse the name of the horse. Friday, the horses name was friday. Haha. Wow, after all this time, huh. Interesting. The horses name is friday. He rode into town on frida

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(Batman RolePlay)
Batman- "alfred, tumbleweed invasion in central utah"
Alfred- "Indeed sir"
Batman- "The planet is mourning the loss of the cowboys."
Alfred- "Excellent point master wayne"
Batman- "We need to bring assless chaps back"
Alfred- "Very good sir"

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So Kyle rittenhouse the guy with gun. But what if he was british. His name probably would probably be kyle "Britainflat" cuz like ritten sounds like britain and also. But also they call their house they call it a flat in over there, so instead of house its flat.

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@FortniteGame please nerf frieza head he head too big man i bought the skin but i cant see the game over friezas dome bruh i get sniped from 500+ meters bruh when someone picks me up to carry me they hear "A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON" and i gotta do the mount kilkreath ques

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One time i was high as fuck trying to go to sleep, i thought i felt a bug on my nuts and in my frenzy i punched my balls so hard i genuinely thought i was gonna die. I thought i split my left nut in two pieces. I was checking for internal bleeding, writing notes to my loved ones