Stanley Umezuruike

Valar Morghulis.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

President Bola Tinubu yesterday playfully referred to the First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, as “Iya Alakara” (Mama Akara Seller), in an apparent light-hearted reference to the recent controversy surrounding her remarks on small-scale businesses.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Dangote refinery and Petrol ⛽️ importers battle as petrol price holds above N1,000

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

"In a world where everyone with a smartphone can claim to be a journalist, the standards of professionalism, accuracy, and integrity must never be compromised, freedom of expression is not freedom to defame."

~ President Bola Tinubu says

[Stanley Umezuruike @Chid_dubem]

@SEbiwonjum4380 @sowore If i don't know what he's talking about i won't respond and corrected him. THINK!!

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

We have successfully uploaded the name of our Presidential Candidate, His Excellency, Mr. Peter Obi, CON to the INEC Portal.

Keep the faith, We are in this together. ✌🏻✅

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

EFCC today presented fresh evidence in the ongoing trial of Ifoma Immanuel, as a prosecution witness told the Lagos State Special Offences Court that N305 million linked to the alleged $1.5 million fraud was transferred in multiple tranches within a single day.

[Slim @onu_slim]

Now that Nigeria just discovered lithium and rare earth deposits in Kaduna and Abuja worth an estimated $2 trillion.

Maybe, just maybe, Elon Musk will start smiling at Nigeria now.

Tesla needs lithium. We have lithium. So here is what I want as part of any deal that gets signed. We don’t just want extraction contracts that ship our wealth out raw while we get crumbs.

I want a Tesla manufacturing centre built right here in Nigeria. To be precise Bwari, Abuja close to the factory Wike brought to bwari.

Give us the processing plants. Give us the jobs. Give us the technology transfer. Let Nigerians be the ones turning raw lithium into batteries and vehicles, not just digging it out of the ground for someone else to profit from three times over.

We have made this mistake with oil for sixty years. Dig it raw, ship it out, buy it back refined at ten times the price. I refuse to watch us repeat that with lithium while calling it a win.

Elon, if you are reading this, Nigeria has the resource. Bring the factory. Build with us, not just from us.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Burkina Faso has officially cuts off all diplomatic relations with France.

[Promise @KALADIMA1972]

My hatred for Peller started the day he put out a job vacancy for the role of his cameraman, stating that he wanted only Master’s degree holders. He was deliberately trying to ridicule academic excellence. He’s a fool.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“To start Akara business doesn't take a lot of money. To start roasting corn and kuli-kuli doesn't take much. We didn't give them a loan, we gave them a grant. We have encouraged Nigerians as best as we could.”

— First Lady Oluremi Tinubu.

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

BABES NEW FORMAT NA “I ACTED LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT LEAD”

YOU BE GOAT?

ALL THE LEAD WEY YOUR PAPA TAKE TO MAKE YOU WHO YOU BE TODAY

YOU WAN MAKE I STILL DEY LEAD YOU ON TOP YOUR OWN JONZING WEY YOU JONZE

JUST BE FUCKING ACCOUNTABLE.

I SHOULD LEAD YOU OUT OF STUPIDITY

LEAD YOU OUT OF STUBBORNNESS

LEAD YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN WILLINGNESS TO REMAIN A GOAT.
SILLY GIRLS.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

There are over 5 million Nigerians on X. If all of us come together, we follow each other. We all engage ourselves, we will end up making like $50k each every month in X.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Anambra State Government arrested alleged fake pastors and charged them to court. Anambra state Governor Soludo set a bail condition of “Heal one blind person and go home” 😂😂😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

When a thief tells you to go to court know that his brother is the judge.

~ Former President Goodluck Jonathan says about judiciary 🧑‍⚖️

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Na so Father Mbaka that year deceive people say Buhari na godsent leader sent to rescue Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

Dear President BOLA AHMED TINUBU
😭😭😭
If the government has provided 1000 forest guards in the oyo community.
What about borno? Zamfara? Osun? Kebbi?
Niger delta, NIGERIA?
At this point, the entire country needs security.

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

I’m 34 years old, and this is the worst I’ve ever seen Nigeria in my lifetime.
The level of insecurity, hardship, and hopelessness across the country is heartbreaking

[Stanley Umezuruike @Chid_dubem]

@TheMahleek Which kind Nyash be that🤯

[Stanley Umezuruike @Chid_dubem]

@queenbeth____ @Monakyofficial