Hiddekel

Umami Sea-dog

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@HaggardHawks ARAWN is the Celtic god of the dead in Welsh mythology.

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I need a human version of this.

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This page from Mr Tickle is absolutely terrifying.

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I’m surprised it took me (a man) to notice that men always take the credit for women’s ideas...

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There are 10,000 otters in the UK and 67,000,000 humans, I think it’s pretty obvious what the problem is.

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“Alexa I wish for your freedom”

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Just found out my wife is Daniel Day-Lewis preparing for a role 😔

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If you keep telling someone they’re in a bad mood you will definitely be right!

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Wake up people ALMOND MILK is for BABY ALMONDS!!!

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@qikipedia @TheKenburg you’re just regulating your buoyancy!!

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Badgers cannot drive out badgers, only goodgers can do that.

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Worst laid plans of mice:

1: ride a kestrel
2: slap a cat
3: write a novel
4: get a conservatory
5: convert portfolio to Bitcoin

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@HaggardHawks A group of Stingrays is called ThePolicerays.

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I don’t like to gossip, but we have no idea who the father of invention is...

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It’s like the old saying goes “people who live in plastic houses, turn into lots of wood”

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If I was a journalist specialising in truth to power, my nom de plume would be Jack Hughs.

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It was a little awkward explaining to a member of staff why I was taking a picture of their baby changing table...

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Damn right I’m visibly over the age of 25!

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For when the target you’ve been hired to assassinate is a kitten...

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Sometimes I shout “SIRI CALL MY WIFE” into a strip club, because marriage is a sacred bond.