Rothwell

•Free Agent// Occasional Asshole, All views are my own

[Rothwell @ChiefCookieDoe]

Hey god, it’s me ya boy..look if we could just over look the last 30 years of my life and start fresh.. I have one favor to ask you... just one.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Time for the goose again.

[🥴 @HellaADZ]

#SFGiants

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[bodega peptides @bigsnugga]

no ban on witchcraft at the WC like there is at AFCON

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Stand alone.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Looks like the same signature from the Epstein birthday card.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Chris 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @leboyneski]

"Aussie boys are on a bender. Donald Trump is a sex offender" generational chant btw. Always have said they're some of the best in international football 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇦🇺

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[Hudson @hudsonm_21]

There is not a clock on earth that could time how quickly I’d fold

[Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer @SwooshMcDuck]

*Spurs losing multiple games in embarrassing fashion*

Me, an Oregon Ducks fan:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Quite possibly the worst streaker in the history of sports

[Rothwell @ChiefCookieDoe]

When the hell did Trump start fucking with the Italian vampire coven from twilight?

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

This just set the Left back 1,000 years.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

The Mexicans are intent on saving this World Cup as a festival of people not capitalists.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲�

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

In 2018, when @HunterBiden was suffering the most with addiction, Joe Biden left this touching voicemail for him.

Sean Hannity and Fox News used this recording to try and hurt Joe Biden during the election.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

You were born in 2006.