Chief Eloise May

Chief Petty Officer Eloise May, Quartermaster aboard #EnterpriseNX-01, annoyingly British, usually elbow deep in something. #StarTrek #Parody #StarTrekEnt

[Chief Eloise May @ChiefEloiseMay]

@LtMalcolmReed Why the hell would your aunt have a giant beach chicken??

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@LtMalcolmReed Yeah, that might've been me. I told that reporter about the time you got that nasty bout of space onions... oops...

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@MarkLatrelle @LtMalcolmReed Go on then, give me a hint. Otherwise this 'friend' of his will give me a lot of bloody grief over it.

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@LtMalcolmReed @NicoleMatysek @MarkLatrelle @andyandorian Stop blaming me!

[Lt Malcolm Reed @LtMalcolmReed]

Did you know that 134 years ago today, Queen Elizabeth II was buried? I've marked the occasion by saluting the Union Jack and later, giving an informative talk to the senior officers on the uniforms worn that day. They'll be rivted, I'm sure.

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@LtMalcolmReed @emmasaurustex Same

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@LtMalcolmReed I trust you mean 'riveted', sir

[Chief Eloise May @ChiefEloiseMay]

You can't imagine how much I hate cleaning out the waste removal system on B deck. Ugh.

#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #quartermaster #Enterprise #LifeInSpace

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@CIomhair @LtMalcolmReed I keep trying to tell him this, but he's having none of it! He avoided me earlier in the mess hall. He knows I'm right!

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@LtMalcolmReed It's the biggest cop out in naval history! It was mostly - not entirely - down to poor weather. Give in, Lt! I'm right!

[There Are Four Hosts! (a Star Trek podcast) @FourHosts]

Hahahaha 🤣

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@Wedbyjean @LtMalcolmReed Don't worry, I got him tipsy on half a shandy. He's a cheap date!

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@LtMalcolmReed Yeah, likely story! Now hurry up, or we'll miss our New Year transport to London 😘

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@LtMalcolmReed @KyraMarian Er, that's not me. I've been repairing the protein resequencers today. Awesome new look though! I approve.

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@JeriLRyan Well that's tone deaf 😐

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@LtMalcolmReed @StarfleetTechS Nope. Not guilty. I'm intrigued though... who ordered these and why...

[Khan Jorgensson @Grimlock1985]

Am I right?!? @GarrettRWang @robertdmcneill #voyager #startrek #mykimandparis

[Chief Eloise May @ChiefEloiseMay]

@AlecBaldwin I'm so sorry for everyone involved here. You must be devastated. Love to all involved xx

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@TrekFamily Chakotay! Me and a friend had a huge crush on him when we were teenagers.