Static Contradictions

26 xe/xem 💅💃 Mix of NSFW, art, and aesthetic - all appreciation, none mine

[Slartzee 🔞🍑😳 @Slartzee]

Get off me, I'm gonna bust!!

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@soulmuva My lover and I 🥰🥰🥰 and every woman he’s ever been with. What a truly special human being. *Loves* protecting and providing safe space, *adores* seeing me in it. Never thought it was possible and suddenly I’ve discovered a whole other part of myself. Evolved, too. Lovely ❤️

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@spikermonster Personal fave that has lived in my head rent free for YEARS now (cw for murder/gore):

https://t.co/jSnXJF0U4S

[brooklyn babyy @thee_SACK]

I could watch this for hours

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@yahaboot Still in my rotations constantly, and the folks I DJ for *adore* these songs too 😘

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@yahaboot Micheal Medrano (Disco Sleaze, Do Your Thing, Babe!, Fluids)
SOHN
Jonah Mutono (Shoulders, If You Mean it, Circulation, I’ll See You)
Isaac Dunbar
Mansionair
Robert Delong (In the Cards/See You in the Future albums)
Mo’Ju (Sweet Tsunami Symphony)
Social Animals (Love Language)

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@TylerAlterman Best lessons are fundamentals. Fixed my blues when we spent a lesson on embrace feeling like “grilled cheese” not “plain toast”, inspired/engaged when we kept connection but only one person was allowed to move for a while before transferring the “electricity” to the other, etc.

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@TylerAlterman 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

Take note of the “too” lmao she Still not over it 💀

[sammy @loserbent]

btw my ex texted me over this tweet for the first time in 7 years lmao

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@VoicesByZane The real wonder is that it got made when it DID because hello explicitly anti-racist film made in 1974??? A mere decade after the Civil Rights Act.

True, though, that it couldn’t be revered if it were made today - it would be called “woke garbage” instead.

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@MagicRabbidalt Not to mention all the people jackin’ off into elevators in Rabbids Go Home… absolutely *wild* to still have an E rating

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@book3nds True, though

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@EverywhereErica Seriously true. I know a guy who looks/acts almost exactly like this and uncontestedly gets the most pussy out of everyone we know.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@elka_ii I believe in you 💐 it’s gonna be cool no matter what - I love an airplane as much as I love it’s blueprints, I’m just a sketch artist lol. Truly though, I believe in you, you’re awesome 😋💝

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@richardsiken Are you even, though?

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@aceraphale *just* read this one…. Shaking, sobbing, etc.

[j.cole @joecacola]

happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate

[Static Contradictions @ChiefGayMf]

@sexobsessedlesb Deadname remover on Firefox is great - you can add multiple names!