Chief Hostage Negotiator

devil’s advocate to all, serious to none

[goterot @goterot]

the leader that eats children #art #creepypasta

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

It is with heavy hearts that we share that Nakayama Festa passed away on August 23.

The legendary racehorse's legacy serves as the inspiration for the character of the same name in Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

We share our condolences to all the staff involved in Nakayama Festa's care.

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@PeteHegseth No matter how much you speak, you cannot deny the fact that 6 sailors tried to kill themselves on this deployment which is 6 too many. To have the president come out and say that their deployment ”was not long enough” is also sickening. These sailors were due a relief long ago.

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

Attention, Helldivers.

July 30 has been designated as a date of operational significance. Update your calendar accordingly.

Further briefing to follow.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

butcher cracking open a dr. pepper #theboys

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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#GolshiWeek #Umamusume

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@undid125150 @DonutOperator You aren’t shooting your way out of shit, keep larping retard

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

🎉 We couldn't have done it without you, Trainers! 🎉

Thanks to our Umazing fans and community, #Umamusume: Pretty Derby has won Best Mobile Game of 2025 at #TheGameAwards!

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@umamusume_eng Man…

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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#Umamusume

[히사 @ost_hisa]

#ハルウララ #하루우라라
만날 수 있어서 좋았어
귀 조물조물한 건 너가 처음이야

牧場の方に許可もらいました
목장분께 만져도 된다고 허가받았습니다

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

It is with heavy hearts that we share that Haru Urara passed away on September 9.

The legendary racehorse's legacy serves as the inspiration for the character of the same name in Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

We share our condolences to all the staff involved in Haru Urara's care.

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@MAGAVoice @ValerieSouders United we stand, divided we fall. I am not your enemy, nor do I want to be. This rhetoric needs to stop, we have enough issues with this country as it is right now.

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@therabbithole I wonder why the university full of smart people is very democratic leaning. Some mysteries we’ll never solve

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@Trax597904 @esjesjesj Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a recipe for cheesecake

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@elonmusk is a fucking Nazi. Plain and simple.

[Chief Hostage Negotiator @ChiefHostage]

@phisnom Except there’s a crowd behind you that all want different cakes and if you pick one the other two get thrown out and never baked again.