Mike Hawk

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[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

Why’d they put the Lombardi wide right?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Next year starts NOW. 👊

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Mr. B @MrInvigorator]

It appears our superiority has once again led to some controversy

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

I want to read everything this man writes 😎

[@moontreezone.bsky.social @moontreezone]

When I was in the US I didn’t really know what the “gravy” was and I asked if it was vegetarian and the waitress looked at me like I’d just asked if I could shoot her dog

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The San Antonio Spurs anytime they find themselves with an enormous lead

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

@natebabb86 @Daily_Chiefs_ Red bass

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He accepted his fate

[۟ @bwondonn]

it's a party in the usa

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

@ivymousee @KVanderkel90711 @B1GDuckEnergyy Actual* football

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

HOLD THIS L

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

@bramey_ @Underdog Shut up bitch

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

We’re winning the World Cup

[Sidelines - USMNT 🇺🇸 @SSN_USMNT]

WE ARE BACK. LETS GO WIN THIS GROUP

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

@JayC_Hi Scabies

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Let’s see if I remember how to do this”

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

GOOD MORNING

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMEMBER THAT PARAGUAY HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

IT’S NOT FOOTBALL IT’S SOCCER

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[SpongeBob @ohwowspongebob]

dinners served

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Today in 1973, the greatest horse race in history was run.

Secretariat won the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths to become the Triple Crown winner and set a world record time that has never been beaten!

🎥: CBS Broadcast

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

When Patrick Mahomes erased a 24–0 lead in the 2019 AFC Divisional.

Worth all $500 million.

[Mike Hawk @ChiefJKC]

@RJLockedIn @FreddyLA7 @HitStickHicks @kjwooten87 😂😂

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

@kjwooten87 Probably Kansas City