Connor

Starving Writer. Comic Book Nerd. Ex-Top 10 Stripe Main in 1’s

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

My best friend commissioned a piece of art depicting me as a sinner in Hazbin Hotel’s version of Hell as a birthday gift. The character art is by the wonderful @RScintillae who you should 100% go follow and check out their art!

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Captain Keeli @Captain_Keeli]

“I saw a concerning post on the Holonet about a young Torgruta Jedi, General. I can’t believe the galaxies two greatest Jedi could ever do such things.”

”Do not trust everything you see on the holofeeds, Captain. There is another war being fought just as ferociously across the galaxy; the ideological war. Its battlefields sprawling across the Holonet and Shadowfeed. The truth of this war is buried in an ocean of lies, falsehoods and propaganda, and it seems few care enough to find it.“

“Do you think they are telling the truth, General?”

”I desperately hope not Captain, however I‘m still struggling to understand the reasoning behind the councils decision to give Skywalker an apprentice. It doesn’t make a lick of sense…“

“Sir, if I may ask, what does run a hovertrain mean?”

”I want you to stop talking Captain.”

[Ya boy the yellowed King @Bruhemoth]

What if they're comically evil

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

the council of sinister uncs

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

@bealolufc Coming back 250 years after we kicked you out and acting like this is diabolical

[🔥Ghouls/Yowl 🪦 butchfemme WR ceo @Grimndgrinning]

I need ppl to stop trying to push the grabber as gen z's horror icon. Gen z has had their horror icon for years. We all know its the goddamn bear

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

@krscode @EvilKeaton There was a whole war because of this exact thing happening

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Notice how my initial critique wasn’t anything about contemporary politics. I said that Andor was a show that, at its core, doesn’t like the fact that it’s in the same universe as The Musical Style Known As Jizz, and what I got back was basically “HEH THIS IS GREAT IT OWNS THE HECKIN CHUDS”

This is what Andor “fans” prioritize in storytelling. This is the highest purpose of a story for them - benign moralizing about contemporary garbage.

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

The community note has me 😭😭

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

"Star Wars sequels suck. I must vote far right."

[rocko @f_rockin]

sigma lucas having his son eat blaster on screen vs. chud filoni inventing star wars time travel to keep his oc alive

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

There's no way a Grievous series wouldn't be the biggest Surf Dracula of all time

[Dustin: READ PINNED @LazyFrickStream]

Please help Carey Means the voice of Frylock

It breaks my heart that someone who I grew up with is suffering

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

They’re Surf Dracula-ing the fucking XMen

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New story details on Insomniac's ‘WOLVERINE’ game:

• The X-Men do not exist in this universe - mutants live in hiding & most of the world don’t know they exist

• Logan is part of Team X, a group who save mutants around the world

• Low-gore paths are available for people who are squeamish about blood & guts

• Mystique, Sabretooth, Jean Grey and Omega Red are in the game - with more X-Men characters under wraps

[Grahf @Grahfvillainy]

Not to be an incel but why all insomniac women look like that?

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

@drsuperskip @tuvya68 @___mithrandir_ All of the Ahsoka leaving the order stuff was written well before Disney

Her surviving the purge is less Disney trying to capitalize on her and more so Dave absolutely refusing to kill one of his pet characters.

You see it in the new movie too, Embo should have died.

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

@tuvya68 @___mithrandir_ The entire arc of her leaving the order was written because Dave wanted a plausible reason for her to escape Order 66.

[Connor @ChiefOKeefe95]

I’m terribly sorry to tell you but they’re all named Babu Frik actually

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

The Anzellans in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU have names btw…..

[🇺🇸 Phigs @ItsPhigs]

>Anakin is accurate to the films
>clones weren't trying to be humanized
>clones were actually badass
>no brain chip nonsense
>Grievous was actually a threat
>no maul
>no Ahsoka
>every episode was straight to the point
>bridged from episode II to episode III perfectly

Perfection.