ChiefDividend

Seeking financial freedom with Dividend Growth Investing and Options trading. | NOT financial advice | time in the market beats timing the market

[Fight On! ✌️✌️ @FightOnJakeV]

Beer Sword ✌️

[Leo @Leooweb3]

Me managing my $180 portfolio

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Mamadou the second it starts pouring outside

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[scar @imfat]

Quit your job.
Chase your passions.
Take the risk.

It's how I went from making $11,000 a month to $1,300

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Urkel @SteveUrkelDude]

Me, when my $NVDA dividend increases from $0.01 to $0.25 on 100 shares

[TRADESTER JJ @TRADESTERJJ]

“Dad, $AMD is $400.00 now. Weren’t you able to buy it for $80.00?”

“Son, I was too busy buying $SoFi at $15.00 and it’s still at $15.00”

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

semiconductors be damned im buying potato

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ppp loan fraudsters hearing there might be a new pandemic

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

When the group chat is talking about geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing.

[Rooster @TheRooster]

You hopped on Discord to game with the boys but the squad is full

[Rooster @TheRooster]

The type of glaze I hit bro with to get him on the game

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

can you imagine if the dodgers did this and all the chips and guac spilling everywhere as two fat mexicans fought

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

on Xanax at subway asking them to make a 6 inch