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Time’s person of the year in 2006

[doomernat @doomernat22]

imagine joining a military and you’re just getting lectured by an alcoholic about a war for israel

[Anthony @HonorableAnt]

Them being up Cleveland Park is hilarious. They just send em anywhere to post up and do nothing.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

saying this on espn during the nba playoffs is honestly just an enormous deal, and deserves all the credit in the world. not hyperbole to say it could be life saving for someone

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

"I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for."

— John Brown
Kansas Territory, 1856.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

the Chesapeake Bay is the largest estuary in the US! its watershed spans NY, PA, WV, MD, DE, VA, and DC!!! this travesty leeched toxic chemicals into the food, water and land for millions of Americans and the US GOVT HID IT FROM US FOR MONTHS!!!!!!

[Guido Reichstadter @wolflovesmelon]

Hi it's Guido! I'm still here on the bridge. My water ran out Sunday & I'm heading down in the morning.

I'll probably be going to jail for a while when I get down. I'll be handing off this account and hopefully we can stay in touch.

I hope that this action has offered something to motivate and inspire you, and that it can serve as fuel for greater commitment and action in the cause of peace and in the fight for our future.

End the Wars!
Stop AI!
Free DC!

See you soon!
Bella Ciao!

[Ryan McCann @WRyanMcCann]

I don’t think people truly realize how much Trump has made life worse for people who live here. He turns everything into shit.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Give this the Pulitzer.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Wicked Updates 🧹 @wicked_updates]

Melissa Hortman was actually assassinated and Republicans did not care.

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

My entire feed is Virginia right now, so I'd like to take this opportunity to throw my support behind the hottest issue in these parts. Country Roads was, in fact, about western Virginia, and not WVa.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

This is the best quote from a major figure in the Trump administration.

I challenge you to find a better one.

[BigBobsCards @BigBobsCards]

“Back in my day players hit for better average.”

Back in your day they’d have put Paul Skenes on trial for being a witch if they saw this.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 NEW: Abigail Spanberger just signed a law ending the tax exemption status for the United Daughters of the Confederacy and other Confederate groups.

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

This is terrible. This money could be used for Israel or corporate subsidies.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

almost forgot to wish everybody a happy Confederate Surrender Day

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

dr jill biden: oh look joe, pam bondi has been fired.

joe biden [ munching block of Kerrygold butter ]: hot damn. we do that?